high school party.
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music and lyrics by bo burnham
High School party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin on beer
I like soda, wheres the soda
Am I the only person here that likes soda
I see you from across the crowd
I said the party is bumpin and the music is loud
Youre really drunk and youre looking sad
Its like a date rape ad
Girl, then we start to dance and
Girl, baby this is romance
Girl, Im starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants
Girl, youre bodies like what
conjunction junction, thats a fine but
Im like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin til you get to the nut
And I said
Lets rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block
Either way girl, were taking a walk(wok)nothing?
Youre going to love me the way my uncle did
Except youre not gonna to go to court for doin it
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
Either way, youre giving me head
Im gonna love you the right way
Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say
Girl
When I say girl
We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter
Whys it called dry humping if I always need a towel after
You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed
Even though youre yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed
Were both aware of my erection
You ask if I have protection
I say Well um no…I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby sitter walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit
Girl
Girl
Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
Increase my pelvic rhythm
For you with my syllogism
I know your body and I know how to please ya
Dont thank me, thank wikipedia
Guys dont go down, well I am-
What the is that, I should have brought my diagram
Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess
Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad
High school party, senior year
None of that happened cause I wasnt invitedhm
Duration : 0:3:36
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these clips are …
these clips are sick as fuc – tiny[.]cc/fuckmywife
Ah, I luckily never …
Ah, I luckily never was like this in highschool. I went to parties, but ones where… eh… everybody wasn’t having sex. Funny song. 5*’s
.. wow
.. wow
ok well at least im …
ok well at least im not gunna be alone ahaha
if you’re on …
if you’re on youtube, that is definatly going to be you in highschool…(yes im included in this)
Everytime i watch …
Everytime i watch this i always laugh at “let’s rob and Asian kitchen or stroll down the block. Either way girl we’re taking a wok…. Nothing?”
my parties got me …
my parties got me wasted and were awesome but college parties are overrated not any better than high school
awesome t-shirt …
awesome t-shirt he’s got
@kooookiemonster …
@kooookiemonster hey me too
@greekzebra14 he is …
@greekzebra14 he is not gay, he just like to be very ironic all the time, so yes it is very confusing
@billabongxx9 Why? …
@billabongxx9 Why? Hi school parties suck. Wait until you get to college. High school is where a bunch of immature losers who don’t understand their life are (the majority).
hahahahhahaah cant …
hahahahhahaah cant breath gonna pee
@billabongxx9 LMFAO …
@billabongxx9 LMFAO FAGGOT
im afraid thts …
im afraid thts gunna be me in hichschool
@greekzebra14 You …
@greekzebra14 You called him gay but thats not hatein cause hes not homophobic his morals straight
It’s called satire. …
It’s called satire. Just because he sings about something doesn’t mean its the truth. He has a girlfriend.
that was the …
that was the greatest ending ever
BO i can’t believe …
BO i can’t believe you didnt get hella action in high school… you’re really cute.
actually theres a guy at my school who looks exactly like you and he’s super popular with the chicks. he’s a hottie.
i <3 BO i<3 U
i <3 BO i<3 U
is he gay? im very …
is he gay? im very confused because he sang his gay song and now hes diggin girl??
Check out my …
Check out my ringtone of this video 0:48 – 1:28 at tube-2-tone
I know right i just …
I know right i just saw him in shaycarls vlog and he can barely get to Bo’s shoulder
bo has been on tour …
bo has been on tour so i doubt he can upload/make new vids
I just took a pill …
I just took a pill of lortab and now want t masturbate all day… hehe
soda rocks
soda rocks